The Cute King

The Cute King desperately wanted a sword that they would often hug. It is a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is fun. A sword is the thing to opt for.

The Cute King often carried a helmet to play with. It might have been a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Cute King wanted a spade that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the King, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute King desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was awesome. A wig was the chosen thing.

The Cute King needed a porno magazine that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute King always kept a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.