My Nervous Knight

My Nervous Knight found a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Knight desperately searched for a painting of a melon to put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Knight searched for a block of cheese to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Knight searched for a stapler that they would occasionally drop. It would be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

My Nervous Knight needed a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It might have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Knight desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.