The Chinese Knight

The Chinese Knight desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Knight desired a vibrator that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Chinese Knight often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a curious operation, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Knight craved for a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Chinese Knight desperately needed a hat to drop. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Knight desired a condom to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.