A Curious Knight

A Curious Knight found a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Knight often carried a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

A Curious Knight desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

A Curious Knight found a can of coke that they would sleep with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Curious Knight desperately looked for a stapler that they would throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Curious Knight desperately needed a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.