Her Energetic Lunatic

Her Energetic Lunatic wanted a cucumber that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Her Energetic Lunatic desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A vibrator having that done to it

Her Energetic Lunatic owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Her Energetic Lunatic always had with them a sword that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Energetic Lunatic needed a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Energetic Lunatic craved for a bag of poop that they would often share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.