Eccentric Lunatic

Eccentric Lunatic needed a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Eccentric Lunatic desperately craved for a radiator that they would often break. One might say this is a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It should be an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Eccentric Lunatic always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Eccentric Lunatic had a set of lego that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

Eccentric Lunatic always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.