The Careful Lunatic

The Careful Lunatic desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Lunatic desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Lunatic looked for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Lunatic wanted a little monkey that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Lunatic desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes hug. It was a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Careful Lunatic always kept a little monkey that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.