The Eccentric Lunatic

The Eccentric Lunatic carried a dildo that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Lunatic desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Lunatic always had with them a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. A crown being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Lunatic wanted a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Lunatic desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. This seems a different proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Lunatic looked for a cheese grater that they would drop. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.