My Silly Lunatic

My Silly Lunatic owned a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Lunatic carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Silly Lunatic desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Lunatic always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. It is an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

My Silly Lunatic searched for a set square to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

My Silly Lunatic always had with them a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.