The Round Lunatic

The Round Lunatic desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was miraculous. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Round Lunatic desperately needed a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Round Lunatic always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It might be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Round Lunatic desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Round Lunatic desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Round Lunatic carried a condom to sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom of all things.