The Brainy Lunatic

The Brainy Lunatic searched for a pint of beer that they liked to drop. It might have been a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Brainy Lunatic searched for a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Brainy Lunatic carried a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a CD player of all things.

The Brainy Lunatic craved for a radiator that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Lunatic desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.