A Cheerful Lunatic

A Cheerful Lunatic needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Cheerful Lunatic desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Lunatic often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

A Cheerful Lunatic had a little monkey that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Lunatic owned a chocolate bar that they would often break. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Lunatic needed a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate It would have been a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.