Nervous Lunatic

Nervous Lunatic needed a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was exciting. A tomato being the item opted for.

Nervous Lunatic carried a cup that they would cuddle. This is certainly an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Lunatic desired a pencil sharpener to drop. It was considered to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Nervous Lunatic carried a vibrator that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Nervous Lunatic found a wig that they would hug. This is certainly a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Lunatic desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. This seems an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.