My Stupid Martian

My Stupid Martian found a hat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Martian desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Martian always carried a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Stupid Martian desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Martian always kept a set of lego to drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.