A Retarded Martian

A Retarded Martian wanted a helmet that they sometimes worship. It is a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.

A Retarded Martian desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Martian found a mug to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Martian craved for a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A stretchman is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Martian searched for a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Martian desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.