His Beautiful Martian

His Beautiful Martian searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It might be a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Martian always had with them a spade that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Martian craved for a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Beautiful Martian needed a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Martian owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Martian owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.