Their Boring Martian

Their Boring Martian owned a tomato that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Martian desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels it was spectacular. A dildo having that done to it

Their Boring Martian often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be out of this world. A porno magazine having that done to it

Their Boring Martian found a bottle of wine that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Their Boring Martian wanted a vibrator that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Martian desperately craved for a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.