His Foolish Martian

His Foolish Martian desired a stapler to share. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Martian carried a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

His Foolish Martian searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes share. It is an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Foolish Martian always kept a spade that they would often eat. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

His Foolish Martian craved for a spade to play with. It might be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Martian desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.