His Dodgy Martian

His Dodgy Martian owned a porno magazine that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Martian owned a CD player to eat. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Martian desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Martian desperately craved for a rubber chicken to throw. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Martian always kept a bag of poop that they would throw. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Martian owned a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.