A Hungry Martian

A Hungry Martian desired a helmet that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Hungry Martian desperately desired a sack of potatoes to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

A Hungry Martian wanted a spade that they would often hug. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a spade was the item that was selected.

A Hungry Martian always had with them a dildo to break. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Hungry Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Hungry Martian searched for a CD player that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.