Her Grumpy Martian

Her Grumpy Martian always carried a cup that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup is the item to select.

Her Grumpy Martian wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Martian desperately needed a set of lego to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Martian found a can of coke that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Martian desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It should be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.