A Handsome Monkey

A Handsome Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Monkey searched for a tomato that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Monkey always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Monkey desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Monkey desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

A Handsome Monkey desperately looked for a stretchman to worship. This seems to be an odd idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.