Bewildered Monkey

Bewildered Monkey always carried a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Bewildered Monkey desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Bewildered Monkey had a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Bewildered Monkey desperately needed a piece of paper to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Bewildered Monkey looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of beer to share. It is an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.