Their Grumpy Monkey

Their Grumpy Monkey had a helmet that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of beer to share. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Their Grumpy Monkey desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Their Grumpy Monkey owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Monkey often carried a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

Their Grumpy Monkey looked for a cucumber that they would hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.