Her Lucky Monkey

Her Lucky Monkey had a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to opt for.

Her Lucky Monkey desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Lucky Monkey desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

Her Lucky Monkey looked for a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Lucky Monkey desired a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Her Lucky Monkey desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.