A Funny Monkey

A Funny Monkey always carried a big sponge that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was simply life. A big sponge is the item to opt for.

A Funny Monkey owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

A Funny Monkey owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.

A Funny Monkey wanted a dildo that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Monkey always kept a bag of poop that they would often eat. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

A Funny Monkey desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.