The Exciting Monkey

The Exciting Monkey had a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Exciting Monkey desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Monkey looked for a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was amazing. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Monkey desperately searched for a computer that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Monkey desired a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. It should be an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Exciting Monkey desperately craved for a hat that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a hat is the item to select.