A Horny Monkey

A Horny Monkey always had with them a mug that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

A Horny Monkey wanted a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Monkey desperately craved for a mug that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

A Horny Monkey desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Horny Monkey craved for a hat that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Horny Monkey owned a can of Dr Pepper to cuddle. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.