Their Gentle Monkey

Their Gentle Monkey carried a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Their Gentle Monkey always kept a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was wonderful. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

Their Gentle Monkey carried a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a hat being the thing opted for.

Their Gentle Monkey desired a wig that they liked to put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

Their Gentle Monkey needed a stapler to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Monkey craved for a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.