Her Boring Monkey

Her Boring Monkey desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Monkey often carried a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Her Boring Monkey desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Monkey desperately wanted a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Monkey desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often eat. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Boring Monkey had a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.