A Exciting Monster

A Exciting Monster wanted a melon that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Exciting Monster wanted a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

A Exciting Monster owned a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Exciting Monster desperately looked for a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

A Exciting Monster found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Monster desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.