The Boring Monster

The Boring Monster looked for a set of lego that they would often share. It should be a different idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Monster always carried a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Boring Monster desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Boring Monster looked for a pen that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Boring Monster had a wig that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Monster always kept a spade that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.