My Red Monster

My Red Monster desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.

My Red Monster found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

My Red Monster desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour of all things.

My Red Monster often carried a big sponge that they would often drop. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Red Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Red Monster desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.