The Jolly Monster

The Jolly Monster looked for a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Jolly Monster always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Monster desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Monster desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Monster desperately needed a lava lamp that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Monster wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.