The Troubled Monster

The Troubled Monster desperately searched for a spade that they liked to share. It is a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A spade was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Monster desired a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Monster always kept a dildo that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Monster had a sponge that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Monster found a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Troubled Monster often carried a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.