His Horny Monster

His Horny Monster needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Horny Monster looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Horny Monster always carried a magic 8 ball that they would break. It would have been a different action, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Monster desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Monster desperately desired a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. This is certainly an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

His Horny Monster carried a pint of cider that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.