My Dodgy Monster

My Dodgy Monster owned a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Monster searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

My Dodgy Monster often carried a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Monster needed a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Monster desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Monster found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.