The Brainy Monster

The Brainy Monster carried a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Monster wanted a can of coke that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Monster needed a radiator that they sometimes smash. This could be considered an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A radiator was the chosen item.

The Brainy Monster needed a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. It might be an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Brainy Monster often carried a stapler that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Monster desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.