Horny Monster

Horny Monster found a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. It was a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Horny Monster wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Horny Monster always had with them a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Horny Monster always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A pint of beer having that done to it

Horny Monster always carried a sword that they would insert somewhere. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered it was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Horny Monster looked for a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a crown being the chosen thing.