Her Ugly Nerd

Her Ugly Nerd always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Nerd desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Nerd desperately searched for a pint of cider to annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Nerd searched for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Nerd craved for a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Nerd owned a stretchman that they would worship. It should be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.