Bum Loving Nerd

Bum Loving Nerd desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Nerd always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Nerd desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

Bum Loving Nerd desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.

Bum Loving Nerd desperately needed a cup that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Nerd desperately looked for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It would be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.