My Lucky Nerd

My Lucky Nerd found a pint of beer that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

My Lucky Nerd always carried a block of cheese that they would experiment on. This seems a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

My Lucky Nerd owned a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. It would be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

My Lucky Nerd searched for a set square that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

My Lucky Nerd desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

My Lucky Nerd had a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to select.