My Curious Nerd

My Curious Nerd owned a bag of flour that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

My Curious Nerd desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Curious Nerd always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Curious Nerd always had with them a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was out of this world. A big sponge is the item to select.

My Curious Nerd desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

My Curious Nerd desperately wanted a tomato that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to choose.