Her Magical Nerd

Her Magical Nerd desperately desired a spade that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Her Magical Nerd needed a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Nerd desperately looked for a hat to put on his head. This seems to be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Nerd always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Her Magical Nerd needed a CD player that they would often break. One might say this is an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A CD player was the chosen item.

Her Magical Nerd desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was sublime. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.