His Handsome Nerd

His Handsome Nerd often carried a crown that they liked to put on his head. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Nerd desperately looked for a pen to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Nerd desperately needed a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

His Handsome Nerd desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Nerd desperately looked for a sword that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Nerd searched for a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a ball is the thing that was chosen.