A Grumpy Nerd

A Grumpy Nerd always kept a melon that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Nerd desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom having that done to it

A Grumpy Nerd always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Nerd desired a radiator that they liked to play with. It was a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

A Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It might be a new operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Nerd needed a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.