Her Famous Nerd

Her Famous Nerd had a lava lamp that they would eat. It is a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Famous Nerd had a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Her Famous Nerd searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Her Famous Nerd owned a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Famous Nerd desperately needed a set of lego to embrace. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Famous Nerd desperately looked for a cheese grater to worship. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.