My Dodgy Nerd

My Dodgy Nerd desperately desired a stapler that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Nerd always carried a toilet brush that they liked to drop. It should have been a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Nerd found a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Nerd desired a big sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an original activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Nerd had a sword that they would occasionally break. It should have been a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Nerd desperately craved for a hat that they would rub on his belly. It should have been an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.