His Horny Nerd

His Horny Nerd desperately wanted a sponge that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Horny Nerd desired a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

His Horny Nerd desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Nerd needed a crown that they liked to share. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

His Horny Nerd desperately needed a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug being the chosen item.

His Horny Nerd desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.