Crypting Nerd

Crypting Nerd wanted a melon that they would break. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A melon was the thing that was opted for.

Crypting Nerd desired a bat to break. It should be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bat is the item to choose.

Crypting Nerd desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a different activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Crypting Nerd always had with them a helmet to throw. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

Crypting Nerd desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator is the item to opt for.

Crypting Nerd had a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.